Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun kitchen towel.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? Here is the musical wine quote on a set of stemless wine glasses.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stemless Wine Glass

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a very cute tshirt.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun T-Shirt

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun set of wine labels.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Wine Label

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here's a very cool wooden box sign, suitable for hanging!

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a cool apron.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Adult Apron

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a pretty stone coaster.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Stone Coaster

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a set of paper coasters.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a postcard.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Postcard

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Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun fridge magnet.

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose?

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give Mam, Mom, or Mum a fun fridge magnet. You can customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum" on the magnet, too!

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

"Today I'm going to be as useless as the 't' in Pinot Grigio." Forget about that long, long to-do list for the day and enjoy a glass or two of Pinot with your excellent friend Blanca, white wine lover and cousin of The Cabernet Cat of funny wine quotes fame. But OK, maybe #1 on the list is to buy a gift for one of your wine snob friends, and this fridge magnet might be just the thing. So you can cross that off your list. You're welcome. XXOO

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine Magnet

Ah, it's Summertime, Beach Time! and The Cabernet Cat says, Toes in the sand, wine in my hand. Wait, that isn't the kind of sand you were thinking about, there under the sun and sea? Well sorry, when the C.C. thinks of sand, he thinks what any wine-loving cat would think of: his litter box! He's already got his shades on, and has added a sporty neckerchief to the total beach look. What's left? The Cab of course! Here you have a darn cute fridge magnet for your warm weather magnet gallery pleasure.

Toes in the Sand Wine in My Hand Funny Beach Cat Magnet

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a fun cartoon fridge magnet.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Magnet

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. Or two, one red wine and the other white, as in the illustration on this funny fridge magnet of The Cabernet Cat and his white-wine-drinking friend. This would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends. 

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

"Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a bottle of wine? Fitness is my passion." And to prove it, the Cabernet Cat has illustrated his very funny wine quote with an opened wine bottle accompanied by a big glass of red wine, Cabernet of course. What a workout! On sale here is a fun fridge magnet.

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote Magnet

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine and Judge Funny Cat Gift Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Napkins

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

You're My Riesling for Living Napkins

You're My Riesling for Living T-Shirt

You're My Riesling for Living Stone Coaster

You're My Riesling for Living Wine Gift Bag

Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Faux Canvas Print

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Magnet

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Coffee Mug

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Kitchen Towel

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again T-Shirt

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Stemless Wine Glass

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Adult Apron

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Card

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stemless Wine Glass

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Stone Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote T-Shirt

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Postcard

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Mug

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Throw Pillow

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Magnet

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Stemless Wine Glass

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive Christmas gift.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote

White Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Punny Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

The Cabernet Cat sells coasters! (You probably knew that.) Here are coaster sets! A set contains 4 acrylic coasters with different designs with a common theme. Coasters come in a sturdy, attractive holder. Great for parties or wine shops, or as hostess or holiday gifts for wine-loving folks you care about.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

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