Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This unisex t-shirt would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration T-Shirt

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This cute girl's t-shirt would be a perfect gift for any young bookworm you know.

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This mug would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Coffee Mug

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This faux canvas print would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Faux Canvas Print

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This beautiful apron has a background of an actual photo of a pretty pinkish sunset over some mountains, the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Apron

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This cool sticker would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Sticker

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This button would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Button

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This spiral bound notebook would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Notebook

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Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This apron would be the perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This is the perfect escape and perfect gift for any bookworm you know who would rather be reading than doing just about anything else.

Here's a cute green monster filled with fun, who has big eyes, four waving arms and three legs, all on a bright yellow background, and it wants to be Your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mom, Dad, Auntie, Uncle, Gran or another family member or friend, you can add the little person's name and your title, and they'll have a totally unique kid’s custom cartoon apron that's all their own.

Cute Green Cartoon Monster Funny Fun Apron

Here's a cute purple cyclops monster with one big eye and one little eye (on the tip of its tail!), orange spots, and jaggedy teeth, all on a light purple background. But it's totally friendly and wants to be your Little Monster's funny friend. Whether you're Mama, Papa, Auntie, Uncle, Grandmother, Grandfather, or Jonathan the Babysitter, you can add the youngster's name and yours, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon apron that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Apron

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you become the best you can be! (Not that you weren't pretty great already.)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern Apron

As a rule, I don't follow the rules. Meaning, I make it a point not to follow the rules. Or, I live by one rule: Don't follow the rules. Do you know people like that? If you tell them they have to do something, they will do the opposite, just on principle. Or they might be cooking and let you know they NEVER follow a recipe. This design features a familiar image by Sir John Tenniel, from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, of Alice with the caterpillar, who is sitting on a mushroom, smoking a hookah, .

As a Rule I Don't Follow the Rules Apron

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern Apron

Creepy bats flying in a random pattern cover these cute Halloween items, with tiny white stars filling the spaces here and there, setting your spooky Halloween mood. Available in an array of background colors. And many are customizable, of course!

Halloween Black and White Flying Bats Pattern

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

Here is a unique, festive all-over print apron with pretty watercolor Christmas ball ornaments hanging from strings at different levels; pink, yellow, blue, and green, in various tones and shades, creating a shiny, reflective look, all on a white background. Decorate yourself in something a little different from red and green this year.

Christmas Multicolor Balls Ornaments Apron

All My Love Poetic Romantic Hearts Postcard

All My Love, Poetic Magnetic Valentine

This romantic, unique Valentine's Day card has lovely, poetic, romanatic text in a handsome script font: "all my love, all for you, always." The "Happy Valentine's Day" message is a simple sans serif font, and the signature, which is customizable, is a script font that matches the design text.

All My Love

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Coffee Mug

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Keychain

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence Button

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence T-Shirt

We all need to stop apologizing for everything we do, every feeling we have, everything we even think about. Women learn this behavior more than men do, it's true. So, girls, let's all be unapologetic, self-confident, guilt-free, and shame-free. Good advice, don't you think?

Be Unapologetic | Self-Confidence

Ever heard "Do what you love and the money will follow"? Of course, it's not that easy, even when you follow instructions exactly. You still may end up waiting a long time for that money. Here's a funny parody of that famous saying, on a greeting card (punch line on the inside), featuring a very cute black and white cat.

"Do what you love" Satire, Funny Card

Monster Funny Fun for Kids Drawstring Bag

Monster Funny Fun For Kids Printed Backpack

A bright yellow-green backpack awaits, decorated with playful, fun funny cartoon monsters for young kids, with googly eyes, dancing legs, and friendly waving arms. A red monster bus full of adorable blue, green, purple, orange, and yellow critters has a place to feature a child's first name, and three of them reappear and frolic playfully over it. These friendly funny cute cartoon critters are the same as those featured in the "Little Monsters Fun for Kids" collection at k8coGifts, so be sure to match the backpack with a t-shirt or other fun accessory that's available there. Above all, be prepared for lots of funny fun all around and one happy child carrying books and supplies to school or elsewhere on their travels.

Monster Fun for Kids - Backpacks!

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Plaque

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Metal Print

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Magnet

Your Footsteps Home Love Poem Postcard

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem Canvas Print

"Your Footsteps Home" is a poem about the kind of true love you feel in the days when you first meet your love, to the time when it seems you've been together all your lives: the simple yet deep pleasure you find in the sounds, like a song, of your loved one coming home. Here is a postcard with the poem, a musical quatrain by Kate Rowlands Hayes, represented as a piece of art to send to someone you care about very much. You can add your own message in the matching font, or delete the template.
[photo by Sergey Pesterev on Unsplash]

Your Footsteps Home | Forever New Love Poem

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Button

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Brownie

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Square Paper Coaster

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Apron

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Apron

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