George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote T-Shirt

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Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones Tote Bag

Vintage Skeletons Diagram Reversible Tote Bag

Vintage darkly humorous black and white image of a skeleton couple, one facing front, the other facing back, seemingly holding hands and looking into each other's eyes, as though they are about to begin a dance. Each anatomically correct skeleton is diagrammed with numbered bones, at one time possibly used in a science laboratory of old, or a classroom receiving a lesson in the human skeletal system. Designs available in both black on white, and white on black.

Vintage Skeletons Diagram with Numbered Bones

You've heard the popular quote, "When nothing goes right, go left." Here it is typographically, artistically presenting the saying in an eye-catching font, using bold color and word play to show the inspiring message. It really pops on this tote bag, white and purple letters on black / black and purple letters on white.

When Nothing Goes Right | Reversible Tote Bag

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote is on an all-over print tote bag, in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography, on a light green background with a single watercolor white-petal flower.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message and Flower Tote Bag

A pretty pattern of watercolor blush pink hearts on the top half, and vertical stripes on the bottom half, all on a white background of this adorable tote bag. A white ribbon divides the two halves, and a customized name or other text, in a matching pink, goes on top of the ribbon. The font is a modern, loosely handwritten script that slightly overlaps "outside the line." It's a light-hearted, cute design for a free-spirited, confident person.

Blush Pink Watercolor Hearts and Stripes Pattern Tote Bag

Hey, I was told there would be a handbasket! First we thought 2020 was the worst year on record. Then 2021 was only a slight improvement. Even now Covid is still lurking, and it's only one thing on the world's long list of worries. Time for some levity, even if it is on the sarcastic, cynical side. If we do all go to Hell in a handbasket, at least we can laugh about it on the way down. Here's an all-over-print tote bag. Not as big as a handbasket though.

To Hell in a Handbasket Meme Tote Bag

This pretty kitty would just have to meow once and she'd have you. Maybe yours looks like the cat in this cute cartoon drawing, white with blue eyes, with a pretty pink butterfly perched on her nose, who says "You had me at meow." Any cat lover would understand exactly.

You Had Me at Meow | Cat Lover Tote Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats T-Shirt

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Tote Bag

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Postcard

I Was Told There Would Be Cats Magnet

Where are the cats? I was told there would be cats! I would like my money back, please. Oh! There they are! What a relief. I find I don't enjoy being anywhere unless there are plenty of cats. Here is the popular meme on a button, you lucky cat lover.

I Was Told There Would Be Cats

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Doormat

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Gift Tags

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Tote Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Postcard

Midcentury Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design Wrapping Paper Sheets

A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Sticker

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote T-Shirt

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote Postcard

"I figure, if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one," said Martha Jane Cannary, more famously known as Calamity Jane. Excellent advice and inspirational, encouraging words for girls everywhere, of every age.

Calamity Jane, Be a Legend Inspirational Quote

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny Keychain

Lost keys? Where are my keys? Has anybody seen my keys? What you need is a funny keychain that shouts at you (not literally) from wherever you left them last, "Here They Are!" Problem solved. This keychain even has a pretty light blue background covered with daisies.

Lost Keys? Here They Are! Pretty Funny

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Wooden Box Sign

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Round Clock

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Classic Round Sticker

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Baby T-Shirt

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon Tote Bag

This cute baby raccoon (or "kit") says, I Love to Read! Here's an adorable watercolor baby raccoon, adorned with a flower crown of burgundy and purple iris and a couple of tiny red ladybugs, and doing their very favorite thing: Reading a book! They even have a stack of more books to read after this one. The light blue text matches the raccoon's little overalls and some of the books. All together, it's a soft, lovable image of a child's pure love of reading. Spread the love!

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Throw Pillow

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Wine Label

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks T-Shirt

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Postcard

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around! Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Coffee Mug

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script T-Shirt

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Leggings

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Sticker

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script Wooden Box Sign

No rain, no flowers. It's an inspirational quote, also a popular tattoo quotation. Meant to comfort when there is pain, or to encourage hard work to achieve positive results. Here the minimalist message, a short, simple quote, is in the minimalist style, with pretty, fluid cursive, or script, typography.

No Rain No Flowers Minimalist Message in Script

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect T-Shirt

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect  Post-it Notes

In Love/Hate with AutoCorrect Two-Tone Coffee Mug

I don't need no stinkin' AutoCorrect! I know how to speel! I mean, spell! Everybody hates AutoCorrect, right? If you're not careful, you send your text or post with some crazy word you didn't intend. Or it decides to spell "your" as "you're" or vice versa, when that's NOT what you meant. So annoying! Then again, everybody (typist, data entry admin, proofreader, editor, or everyday computer user) uses it anyway, right? Come on, admit it: You're in love/hate with Auto Correct. OK, so try it the old fashioned way: No AutoCorrect at all! Then... wait for it... PROOFREAD YOUR TEXT. Don't be a sissy! Turn off AutoCorrect!

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Tote Bag

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Tote Bag

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