George Bernard Shaw once said, "If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance." Great advice. So if you have a skeleton or two in your dysfunctional family closet, roll out the dance floor. Here is the quote in some spooky typography, and a vintage graphic of some skeletons dancing in a bony kick line.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote Acrylic Print

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Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Baby T-Shirt

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi, Pi Day

Hey, that's not spelled right! I'm not sure you would call this a play on words. Or a pun. But it is punny, I hope. This poor writer wanted to fit some type... some words into a space, but there wasn't enough... space. They all fit except one: the "E." In SPACE. So she's left with: I NEED MORE SPAC. Very funny. On a t-shirt.

I Need More Spac | Misspelled Funny T-Shirt

Because Science T-Shirt

Check the facts. It's because proof. Because not airy fairy maybe. Because data. It's because science.

Because Science

Ever heard the saying "Be Here Now"? Well, where is "Here" exactly? And, most important, are we there yet? I mean, are we here yet? Stop worrying about the past or the future! It's a deep subject. Drop in sometime. I crack myself up!

Are We Here Yet? T-Shirt

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke T-Shirt

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind him every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or George, Georgia, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile.

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable T-Shirt

Yes, I talk to my cat. She might understand me, you don't know. I don't know about YOUR cat, but mine understands me. Maybe. You never know. So just in case, I talk to her. Here is your opportunity to insert a photo of your cat and make this funny item yours, to send to all your cat person friends. (Better buy several!) THEY will understand, right?

I Talk to My Cat | Funny Customizable

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern T-Shirt

For a while now, reinventing oneself has been a real thing, taking a close look and becoming a better version of yourself. Well, that can involve a lot of introspection and can take a while, right? It comes up when you need to write a short bio for some reason. What do you do while you're on standby, giving yourself a self makeover? Maybe you could use one of those TV test patterns, like when there's a technical difficulty and you have to wait while it gets fixed. OK, so use the test pattern and include a little explanation: Reinventing Self, Please Stand By. Ha! kind of funny. But it should clear things up until you're ready to be the new, better you (although you were pretty darn good before, right?)

Reinventing Self Funny with Test Pattern

Simple black and white drawing of an optical illusion: the 3-pronged blivet, also known as the poiuyt, impossible trident, or devil's tuning fork. Any geek would love this very cool gift.

Three-Pronged Blivet, Impossible Trident T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween T-Shirt

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Paper Plates

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Button

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween Napkins

Cute, funny photo of a pile of Halloween candy corn with a cat's angry green eyes looking, and brown ears poking through. The sentiment, "Happy Halloween! (Meow!)," which is customizable, of course! The kitty looks a little annoyed, like she didn't really mean to get stuck in a pile of candy corn. Maybe it isn't her favorite candy anymore. Boo!

Cat in the Candy Corn Funny Halloween

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Mug

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Postcard

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Tote Bag

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Eraser

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Throw Pillow

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda Sticker

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Funny Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tote Bag

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Exercising feels great until you compare it to not exercising. Or working out vs. not working out. This coffee mug displays a comical drawing of a woman in exercise clothes doing her abs workout, which includes many sit ups, along with the funny quote in a humorous font. Does she look like she's  having a good time?

Exercising vs. Not Exercising Funny Quote Coffee Mug

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote T-Shirt

Dancing Skeletons, Shaw Quote T-Shirt

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