It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This book tote bag is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Drawstring Bag

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[Name] has happiness.

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This poster is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Poster

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This wooden box sign is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Wooden Box Sign

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This mug is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This beverage coaster is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Beverage Coaster

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Tote Bag

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This faux canvas print is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Faux Canvas Print

It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This spiral notebook is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read

It's a simple math problem. A person has some books, then buys some more books. What do they have? Simple: happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast knows this, deep in his/her/their bones.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Magnet

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It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. This table lamp is illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Table Lamp

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It's a simple math problem. Person A has 5 books. They buy 17 more books. What do they have now? Happiness. Person A has happiness. Any book lover, any reading enthusiast who loves to read (!) knows this, deep in her/his/their bones. These awesome products are illustrated with a colorful stack of books, and then a larger stack, arranged on a shelf. The name and pronouns are customizable.

Five by Five is a radio communications expression used in the 1950s that means "loud and clear" [Urban Dictionary]. TV fans have Faith that it's 80s slang for "everything's all right." Either way, this rad coffee mug lets everybody know everything, including you, is awesome. The 80s quote is in a retro font, in bright chartreuse green and purple. 

Five by Five in the Awesome Eighties Coffee Mug

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake. You're only being sensible. And proactive. This may be a popular funny meme these days, but it's also very wise advice. Here is this easy reminder on a funny mug. There is a very nice hand drawn illustration of a luscious-looking cake displayed on a pedestal, along with a helpful close-up of a piece of said cake. Spread the word. And the icing. Don't get kidnapped!

Stay Safe Eat Cake Funny Meme Coffee Mug

Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Buy this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party. 

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Mug

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this cute coffee mug is your thing.

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Mug

Vintage sepia tone photo of a laughing man, with the caption in a vintage font: You want it WHEN?? An always funny and popular saying, known by anyone who has ever worked under a deadline, whether they work in the cube farm or the corner office.

You Want It WHEN? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Grammar Matters | Language Skills Coffee Mug

Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

Hey, if Dad says he'll fix it, he will fix it! No need to remind them every six months. OK? OK! Customize this funny dad joke to apply to your father, or Granddad, or whomever it is in your family group, as a good-humored gift for Father's Day or a birthday or any day you all need a smile. Here's a good idea: a left-handed mug!

He Will Fix It Funny Dad Joke Mug

A classic black and gold stripe, necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want a bag that's "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in. 

Classic Black and Gold Stripe Masculine Printed Backpack

Show the world you and your partner are slap happy campers, with this whimsical cartoon drawing of a couple driving their orange RV, hair flying, on the road to a great adventure.

Slap Happy Campers Hitch Cover

Friendly RV Welcome Custom Sign

Friendly RV Welcome Custom Doormat

For RV campers who are always happy to see company at the door, this door mat says "Oh good, you're here!" and welcome to our rig. The last name of the family belonging to the rig can be customized, for a real personal touch. In whimsical, friendly dark brown type, inside a hand-drawn "tree branch" frame, all on a brown burlap look background. Make your mobile home a place your fellow camping buddies always feel at home.

Friendly RV Welcome Custom

You Want It WHEN? Poster

You Want It WHEN? Clipboard

You Want It WHEN? Mouse Pad

You Want It WHEN? Postcard

You Want It WHEN?

The data are... It sounds wrong, but it's right. It's plural; one is a datum. (Unless you're talking about "information"; then it's OK.) ANYWAY, here it is in a plain manuscript typeface that any research scientist would appreciate: a funny, tongue-twister way of saying, spell it right!

Data Don't Does, Data Do | Data Is Plural Bumper Sticker

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point. The heart has its reasons that reason does not know. Here is philosopher Blaise Pascal's beautiful, and very wise, quote about love, artistically, typographically presented on an acrylic print with a black handwritten brushed font, and an abstract watercolor long-stemmed rosebud alongside.

Le Coeur | Heart Has Its Reasons | Love Quote Acrylic Print

The Three-Pronged Blivet: a sort of optical illusion, loved by geeks and other very smart, cool people everywhere. Here represented simply by a black and white drawing.

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Coffee Mug

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