Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

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Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are curious to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

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Sorry I'm late. I was reading these 100+ life hacks, and my life kept turning around. Use this funny saying about life and turn your life around. It also makes a pretty good excuse if you didn't want to go to that party anyway.

Sorry I'm Late Meme Life Hacks Drawstring Bag

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny drawstring backpack is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Drawstring Bag

Not all who wander are lost… they're just looking for the bathroom. Or a good picnic spot, or a good cup of coffee. Or make it specific to an event you're attending: They're just looking for the Joneses’ house. You can leave it as is or add your own punchline. This design features a pretty mountain meadow and path (from the artwork of Terriana on iStock.com), two different whimsical fonts, and some funny icons, all in various shades of evergreen. Fun for hikers and wanderers, or homebodies who like a good laugh. Here it all is on a drawstring bag backpack.

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny Drawstring Bag

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz!

Life Is Short, Go For It! Drawstring Bag

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken Pun Joke Drawstring Bag

Are you a mathematician who likes farm animals, specifically chickens? So there's this chicken who can do math like an animal! Here's a vintage picture of her, and the mathematics and chicken scratchings of equations she's doing in her head are in the thought bubble on top. Below is an old fashioned looking ribbon label that says "Mathemachicken," making this look like a kind of weird flyer for a circus act. But it's only a math pun in a math joke, the kind a funny math teacher might tell in class.

Mathemachicken Funny Math Chicken

Cooking dinner? I'd rather be reading. At work? Definitely rather be reading. Doing just about anything? Picture me curled up with a really good book. Here is a vintage illustration of a woman sitting under a tree, reading, with a pretty country scene in the distance. Who knows what she should have been doing instead? This drawstring bag would be a perfect gift for any bookworm you know.

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration Drawstring Bag

If you love to crochet, then crocheting is always your answer, no matter what the question was. Huh? Well, you understand if you're a crocheter. Here's a cute design featuring the trending quote in fun typography and drawings of three colorful balls of yarn, with a crochet hook poking out of one.

Crochet Is the Answer Drawstring Bag

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Tripod Lamp

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A festive retro Christmas scene with red, green, and gold ornaments hanging from sparkling, beaded garlands, on a snowy royal blue background with light blue pine trees. Be creative this year with your Christmas home decor, and dress up your table with a delightfully different holiday design.

Retro Colorful Christmas Ornaments Design

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady Coffee Mug

Hold on, let me overthink this. The overthinking meme that this retro overthinking lady is thinking has been on a lot of funny mugs lately. And rightly so; it's something we can all relate to. So you're perfectly trendy to choose this mug.

Let Me Overthink This Meme with Overthinking Lady

Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying Throw Pillow

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Whisker Fatigue Is Real Funny Cat Saying

Whisker fatigue is a thing! According to Modern Cat magazine, "[A] cat’s whiskers are so sensitive that they can become easily fatigued by unnecessary contact with things like the sides of bowls." Poor kitty! Here is a funny retro design with the silhouette of a very unhappy cat with very fatigued whiskers, under a mid-century font, and with fifties starburst decorations. If you're looking for a funny gift for a cat lover friend, or you want to bring much-needed awareness to the fact that whisker fatigue is real, this is just the thing.

The History of Calm Down Funny Mug

Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down. It usually results in "Don't you tell me to calm down! I'm perfectly calm! You calm down!" Or something just as grown up. For your enjoyment (or reference), here are the official statistics of calm, immortalized on several color options of a funny mug.

The History of Calm Down Funny

Grammar Matters | Language Skills T-Shirt

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Ask any English teacher or proofreader or editor or anybody who cares about language. Good grammar is a good thing. With everyone texting and posting on social media, using short cuts to communicate, grammar can go by the wayside. Let everyone know: Grammar matters.

Grammar Matters | Language Skills

How do you live more and worry less? Try mindfulness meditation; practice deep breathing; explore guided imagery; talk with others; keep a worry journal; get moving. This pretty design, with its minimalist flowing script, should fit right in with your mindful lifestyle.

Live More Worry Less, Lovely Minimalist

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Bumper Sticker

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

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