Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are curious to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Hoodie

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are surprised to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Button

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are startled to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Drawstring Bag

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Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Faux Canvas Print

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Eraser

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Sticker

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows T-Shirt

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Mug

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Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Stainless Steel Water Bottle

A classic black and gold stripe with dots, necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want a bag that's "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in.


Black and Gold Stripe & Dots Masculine Printed Backpack

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Throw Pillow

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Button

Reinventing self, Please stand by, Sarcastic Magnet

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic T-Shirt

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic Apron

If there's one thing I hate, it's writing a bio when I'm setting up my profile on social media, subscribing to an online dating site, filling out a job application... So here's what I use sometimes: "Reinventing self. Please stand by." It's a way to mark my place while I answer more questions. Yes, it's sarcastic. Sarcastic! I should put that in my bio! Funny too. A little satirical even. And yes, I enjoy walks on the beach. Short ones. What else do they need to know?

Reinventing Self, Please Stand By, Sarcastic

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Postcard

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation Card

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. Here's a funny flat greeting card to send "Greetings from Puerto Backyarda!"

Puerto Backyarda Cheap Vacation

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote, featuring the Cabernet Cat, is on a left-handed funny coffee mug.

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day T-Shirt

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day Bumper Sticker

My grandma makes the best pi! I mean grandma and pie. Embrace your inner geek with this funny saying that includes Greek alphabet symbols for gamma and pi. A perfect gift for Pi Day or any day you feel geeky.

Gamma's Pi | Pi Day

Here's a cute purple cyclops monster with one big eye and one little eye (on the tip of its tail!), orange spots, and jaggedy teeth, in a repeating pattern all on a light purple background. But this monster is totally friendly and wants to be your Little Monster's funny friend. You add the youngster's name, which will show on the outside top band of each sock, and they'll have a totally unique child's custom cartoon pair of socks that's all their own.

Cute Purple Cyclops Monster Funny Fun for Kids Socks

In this closeup photo, as a romantic expression of true love, someone has placed a handmade heart on a beach and somehow strung it with tiny lights that sparkle from its spot in the sand, while clear blue waves rush behind. What sweeter way to tell your valentine your love is complete, than to gift them with this unique heart shaped paperweight?  [Photo by Steve Halama on Unsplash]

Sparkling Heart on Beach, Unique Romantic Photo Paperweight

A classic black and gold stripe, necktie-like design with an elegant, decidedly masculine vibe, for when you want a bag that's "no frills" and "no nonsense" to carry your gear in. 

Classic Black and Gold Stripe Masculine Printed Backpack

Dona Nobis Pacem | Give Us Peace Square Sticker

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin for Give Us Peace Tote Bag

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Accent Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem Elegant Give Us Peace Throw Pillow

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Give Us Peace Glass Ornament

Dona Nobis Pacem, Latin Translation: Give Us Peace Satin Ribbon

You like your holiday cards to be meaningful, yet simply stated. This holiday season, the sentiment foremost on your mind is Peace. Dona nobis pacem, give us peace. Here is that wish expressed in a simple yet bold font design, in gradations of gray. 

Dona Nobis Pacem

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Sticker

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying T-Shirt

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying Invitation

Is "totally" part of the retro lingo you brought with you from the eighties and are still totally saying today? Maybe you prefer the shortened version, totes. Admit it: You're totes a valley girl at heart. Here's a typographically created 80s "Totally!" design, in New Wave hot pink and black on a turquoise background, that will totally take you back to some hopefully good times.

Totally Retro Eighties Slang Saying

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day T-Shirt

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Keychain

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Poster

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Tote Bag

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Ceramic Tile

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day

Teacher Appreciation!

I'd Rather Be Reading with Vintage Illustration

Books = Happiness, Love to Read Quote

I Love to Read with Cute Baby Raccoon

Bookaholic on the Road

I Love to Read with Cute Fawn

Reading is vital to life. Luckily, we love to read; it's fun, enriching, and feels good. Here is a collection of designs that celebrate books.


Reading! Books!

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Wooden Box Sign

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography T-Shirt

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Mug

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Hoodie

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography Tote Bag

Where do you stand on the issue of outdoor cats vs indoor cats? It's indoor only for my kitty. Aside from her longer average lifespan, there is a long list of reasons she's safer and happier than an outdoor cat. And the wildlife outside is protected from her! So here is a minimalist way of showing my vote for "indoor only," with a simple cat drawing in place of the letter "y." If your cat is indoor only too, maybe you would like this fun, cute typographic design.

Indoor Only Cat Minimalist Typography

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Magnet

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the Tutu Coffee Mug

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Button

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. T-Shirt

Life Is Short. Wear the tutu. Wooden Box Sign

Come on. You only have a short time on this earth. And you only live once. And, above all, life is short. So the next time you go to the grocery store, live a little. Wear the tutu.

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Stainless Steel Water Bottle

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