Take a swipe at age, birthdays, and genetics with this funny shirt, which features the humorous, pseudo-science-y, pseudo-philosophical observation, "you're only as old as the length of your telomeres."

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Let one and all know that you have a weakness for (even the prickliest) green growing things with this whimsical shirt, which features AI-generated artwork of cute potted baby cactuses rendered in soft pastel tones. Customize top and bottom messages as desired. A great gift idea for gardeners and horticulturists!

In a world where everything under (and over) the sun has a day dedicated to it, the humble cactus has really scored with 3 days (January 10 is International Houseplant Appreciation Day, April 13 is International Plant Appreciation Day, and May 12 is International Day of Plant Health)!

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Funny Cacti Everybody's Crazy 'Bout Sharp ... T-Shirt

Indulge your child's fascination with lizards with this shirt, which features three colorful dancing salamanders, accompanied by the whimsical limerick, "C'mon get on your feet and do the salamander slide!"

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Colorful Salamanders do the Salamander Slide T-Shirt

A dual-purpose shirt for budding scientists, chemists, chemistry majors and guac lovers that pays homage to the basic measuring unit in chemistry, the mole, and that tasty concoction known as guacamole, with whimsical AI-generated artwork that features an avocado half being hugged by a nearsighted mole. The ultimate mashup! ;) National Mole Day is celebrated on October 23, while Guac-a-mole Day is celebrated on September 16.

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Funny Avogadro's Avocado Happy Mole Day Tri-Blend Shirt

Cool beans--slang for great/awesome/wonderful--is right up there with "you're awesomesauce" and is epitomized by this AI-generated image of two beans, dressed up in baseball caps, sunglasses, and sneakers.

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Funny Cool Beans Wearing Caps and Sneakers Tri-Blend Shirt

Batty about bats? This shirt, which features a cute young baseball bat toting and baseball cap wearing young vampire bat taking a swing at a baseball, accompanied by the words "Yes, I Can Bat a Thousand!" encourages the wearer to achieve and reach higher. Baseball metaphors aside, this is a great way to motivate and/or reward budding young athletes ... and can also doubles as a punny Hallowe'en shirt!

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Funny Cute Bat Yes I Can Bat a Thousand! T-Shirt

Red Gold Year of the Snake 2025 T-Shirt

Celebrate the Year of the Snake in 2025 with this design, which features the year 2025 styled in a bold bright yellow font, and AI-generated artwork of a stylized Asian serpent artistically standing in for the number 5.

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W2A Red & Gold Year of the Snake 2025

Funny H.A.M.S.T.E.R. Rapmaster with Red Pants Tri-Blend Shirt

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Funny H.A.M.S.T.E.R. Rapmaster with Red Pants Bluetooth Speaker

This whimsical design, which features a rapping hamster dressed in gold chains, red baseball cap, red track suit, and dark glasses, while holding a wireless microphone, and captioned with the humorous acronym of "H.A.M.S.T.E.R.", pays homage to a certain musical collaboration between two of the biggest names in rap music in the mid-2000s.

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W2A Funny H.A.M.S.T.E.R. Rapper with Red Baggy Pants

Cute Saolas Playing Violas in a Magical Forest Candy Jar

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Wish someone special (or even yourself) a magical day with this design, which depicts an AI-generated fantasy-inspired woodland scene of a pair of saolas playing violas by candlelight in a magical forest sprinkled with trees, colorful butterflies, and colorful flowers.

Did you know that saolas--also known as Asian unicorns or spindlehorns--are some of the rarest large land mammals in the world? They are considered critically endangered, and attempts to keep and breed them in captivity have not been successful.

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W2A Cute Saolas Playing Violas in a Magical Forest

Cute Fawn Looks at Butterflies in the Meadow Throw Pillow

Cute Fawn Looks at Butterflies in the Meadow Tri-Blend Shirt

A baby deer gazes with wondrous curiosity at butterflies in a meadow of colorful flowers. Personalize with your favorite catchphrase or meme, or use the whimsical, "Don't apologize for lovin' butterflies" as is. Great for the nature (butterfly) lover!

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W2A Cute Fawn Looks at Butterflies in the Meadow

Add a touch of whimsy to the kitchen (and pay homage to the tasty tomato) with this apron, which features a spectacled beefsteak tomato, accompanied by the original meme, "The Brainy Tomato Club" or personalize with your desired funny/food-themed tagline.

Tomatoes have over 30,000 genes (more than us humans)! This extraordinarily high gene count enables us to create a dazzling variety of tomatoes. But perhaps we should be making contact with them, instead of serving them up on our dinner table and in our salads? ;) 

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Funny The Brainy Tomato Club Apron

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Future World City at Night Blackout Curtains

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Add a touch of Asian culture and nature to the bathroom with this towel set, which features an AI-generated design of colorful koi swimming in the pond of a Japanese Zen garden.

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