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Funny Christmas card featuring a big doofy trex mistaking an apocalyptic asteroid as santa claus 

Funny T-Rex Dinosaur Asteroid Folded Holiday Card

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**North Pole Climate Crisis Funny Christmas Holiday Greeting Card**   The front of this climate change themed comedic folded Xmas card depicts Santa & Mrs. Claus stranded alone on one of the last remnants of the melted northern polar ice cap, where their home (and Santa's Workshop) once stood. Santa is staring panicked at the submerged red and white striped pole, that had famously marked the area. Also in the water we see a wrapped gift, an elf hat, and reindeer antlers.. RUDOLPH?  — Mrs. Claus however, unfazed by the chaos that's unfolded around her, sits calmly in her rocking chair as she knits a large blanket, while saying "I told you giving all those naughty kids coal would backfire."  This text box, along with both interior text boxes (greeting and signature / name) are all template style for simple modification or removal, if desired. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! STAY COOL!

North Pole Climate Crisis Funny Christmas Card

the front graphic on this card commemorates this past year with the survival essentials that quickly went from "i never have to think twice if this is in stock" to "can i make it myself at home?"  depicted are generic disinfectant wipes, disinfecting spray, hand sanitizer, and a lonely roll of toilet paper. atop sits a 2020 middle finger illusion logo. both the 2020 logo and the disinfecting spray are wearing red santa hats, and the hand sanitizer is sporting a red face mask, for the occasion, of course. the group all sit in front of a giant covid-19 pathogen, looming in the back, while the background is filled with a simulated kraft paper print texture, and white snowflakes.

2020 Quarantine Christmas Essentials Funny Folded Holiday Card

This light hearted folded christmas greeting card, dressed in a contemporary hand drawn festive minimal design, includes a hilarious, satirical interactive game of 'quarantine bingo' printed on the interior, with easily identifiable jokes, some of which are sure to resonate and get a laugh. 

add your own personalized message or holiday greeting, and include your family name /signature quickly and easily with zazzles simple to use personalization tool.

this template also allows you to customize each of the pre-filled bingo spaces with whatever you like. 

happy holidays! please stay safe!

Create Your Own Quarantine Bingo Forest Christmas Holiday Card

**Global Warming Santa's Climate Change Christmas Holiday Card**   The front of this climate change themed comedic folded Christmas greeting card depicts Santa & Mrs. Claus stranded alone on one of the last remnants of the melted northern polar ice cap, where their home (and Santa's workshop) once stood. Santa is staring panicked at the submerged red and white striped pole, that once marked the area. Also in the water we see a wrapped gift, an elf hat, and reindeer antlers.. RUDOLPH?  — Mrs. Claus however, unfazed by the chaos that's unfolded around her, sits calmly in her rocking chair as she knits a large blanket, while saying "I told you giving all those naughty kids coal would backfire."  This text box, along with both interior text boxes (greeting and signature / name) are all template style, so you may add, modify, delete, or keep exactly how they are as you need. . HAPPY HOLIDAYS! STAY COOL!

Global Warming Santas Climate Change Christmas Holiday Card

santa knows everything. he's a jolly creep, that kringle. all text on this covid themed funny little standard christmas card can be easily personalized using zazzle's simple personalization tool. This classic folded holiday greeting card is also available in a "he knows if you wore a mask or not" version, and both styles are also available in classic postcard format as well.

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town with the Vaccine Hol Holiday Card

Adorable cartoon yeti's with pink and red plaid, and red heards, what could be sweeter? This entire card is template style, allowing you to edit any text you'd like to change with ease.

Adorable Not Sick Of You Yeti Valentine's Day Card

This card is a double whammy. The face is a jab at anti vaxxers, while the interior hits right back with climate change / global warming. Your really can't go wrong with this holiday humor gem. All text is template style, and can be easily edited or left just as it is. (make sure to change or delete the interior signature though)

Santa Dirt to Unvaccinated Funny 2021 Christmas Ca Holiday Card

Cheese & Pepperoni Pizza Slice Fast Food Munchie Mask in youth sizes for children

Pepperoni Pizza Cheese Slice Kids Cloth Face Mask

This funny crystal clear shot glass includes a 2020 middle finger year logo, with a single star [customizable] review below. This graphic is identical on both sides. The review currently reads: "UNPLEASANT ― Would not recommend"  but can be easily changed to say  whatever you'd like (or you may leave as is)

Custom 2020 Middle Finger Review Wouldnt Recommend Shot Glass

all text boxes are both modifiable using zazzles simple personalization tool.

Custom Name From Santa Claus Kids Christmas Gift Classic Round Sticker

Custom Name Back To School Pattern Fabric Cloth Face Mask  for teachers and students, and the freedom to personalize it with your own name as well. 
Seamless repeating print pattern of colored pencils 

TAGS: washable reusable fabric face mask, customizable facemask for teachers fun, elementary 1st 2nd 3rd 4th, 5th 6th grade art homeroom, personalized name face cover shield, mouth masks with add name, mr mrs ms miss last, students instructors professors faculty staff, back to school protection covid, corona rona coronavirus mandate children, grey gray

Custom Name Back To School Art Teacher Fabric Adult Cloth Face Mask

Fun midnight navy blue character socks that allows for the personalization of including someone's (very tightly cropped) face picture with a removed background on all of the little elves. One upload replaces all the faces. it may just take an extra moment to load 

Custom Face Photo Funny Elves Navy Christmas Socks

This product features a pretty monochromatic dusty rose quartz blush powder baby pink decorated christmas tree with a golden star, repeated in a seamless pattern

Modern Blush Pink Christmas Tree on Mauve Holiday Kitchen Towel

**Funny Vintage Caroling Christmas Cats Cat Pun Flat Holiday Card**     This charmingly bizarre flat Christmas greeting card features an antique illustration of two festive and gleeful caroling cats. The text on the front of the card reads: 'We Wish You A Meowy Christmas'.  There are two text boxes on the back. The upper greeting reads 'And A Happy Mew Year' and the lower is for the senders name /signature. All three text boxes are template style for easy personalization or quick removal (leave blank to remove if unneeded). 

Funny T-Rex Dinosaur Asteroid Folded Holiday Card

Funny T-Rex Dinosaur Asteroid Folded Holiday Card

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Other christmas cards from various stores