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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually, all our product ideas will be included in my shops.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is to keep out monsters.



No Monsters Sign Magnet

Oversize Load Two-Tone Coffee Mug. Just like in construction, we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversized loads.



Oversize Load Two-Tone Coffee Mug

They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.
 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.
 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.
 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Ref'd Up In Seattle with Replacement Referees Tile

If a t-shirt were alive, what would it say?



Clothes Add 20 lbs. to a Person Dark T-Shirt

Colorful font on boy's and unisex kids shirt, which can be customized for any clothing style for men, women and children. Choose this first before customizing. The funny typographical quote that is trendy with Eyebrows on Fleek. Meaning flawlessly styled, perfectly groomed, looking great. A to be on fleek with everything. Perfectly done or exactly right. Personalize this with changing the font or your own quote. Add a colored background or photo.

Colorful Eyebrows on Fleek Trendy Flawless, ZFJ T-Shirt

Large Round Magnet, through there is a jumbo size. I will never tell a lie words above the silhouette of a puppet boy with a long nose. Trust me, Just alternative facts. Check for sizes, square or round magnets and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Long Nose Alternative Facts Never Lie Sq Magnet

Wear a skeleton for Halloween.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page.

Skeleton Quotes Bone Thin T-shirt

This Christmas Caroler is a little cold. He is singing and deep in snow.  Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions. 




Cold Christmas Caroler Pulp Board Square Coasters

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Like in construction, we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter, and more. This is about a zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Classic Round Sticker

Zombie Warning Road Sign Tie

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Plus Size T-Shirt! Funny Valentines' t-shirt. A statement, typographic t-shirt with a funny quote of who needs Cupid in Women's plus-sized t-shirt.  Customize it for other styles and sizes for everyone. Love t-shirt. Funny love t-shirt, Valentine's Day t-shirt. Self-centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Plus Size T-Shirt

Cold Christmas Caroler Tie

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

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