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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually, all our product ideas will be included in my shops.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

Funny Gentle to Spike Me One Star Ping Pong Ball. One face is weeping and the other side has a smile face. Enjoy this One Star Ping Pong Ball for that is perfect for the special guy. Please contact me at sandy@sandyspider.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.



Funny Gentle to Spike Me One Star Ping Pong Ball

Funny poster. Mike Pence has a fly on his head during the VP debate. This could be a Trump fly feeding him answers. The blue flyswatter is Biden swatting Trump. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Trump Fly on Pence Head with Flyswatter, ZFJ Poster

Funny things a woman would say, even if it is true.



Women Don't Make Messes Postcard

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

No Goal Setting T-Shirt

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.

Democrats Have D.U.M.B. Pinback Button

Cloth face mask with a typography message. Empty Toilet Paper Roll with Safety First Message. Stay at home.

Empty Toilet Paper Roll with Safety First Message Adult Cloth Face Mask

Add Your Text Black & White Referee Water Bottle Label. Easy to choose from any of the other sizes that are offered for different bottle types. When choosing a different size, please Edit it to make sure the image fits properly.

Add Your Text Black & White Referee Water Bottle Label

Two trendy themes with Keep Calm and Dilly Dilly on a light colored Baby Jersey Bodysuit. Change to any colored t-shirt offered. Exchange it for any style from t-shirts to sweatshirts. Men's to Women's or children's clothing. More funny shirts on zazzle.com/funnyjokes __________  View all my shops here http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores __________________ PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like", "Add an Essential Accessory". "Zazzle Inspirations" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeepers. If is states "Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.Baby Jersey Bodysuit

Keep Calm and Dilly Dilly Baby Jersey Lt Bodysuit

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



When It Comes To Politics Mug

Greeting card for any occasion besides political.Change any of the text or images to make it your own. Raining and singing alternative facts parody to the song "Singin' in the Rain". Sung by Gene Kelly. Original design with a red umbrella, rain drops, and other words to go with the alternative facts. Choose between the different sizes of cards and background colors. Change the text to anything you want it to be. Can be anniversary, friendship or just a funny card to send out. Text on both sides inside the card. Make it your own! More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Raining & Singing Alternative Facts Greeting Card

Fartnado Light Colored T-Shirt

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?

For Your Protection Coaster

Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?



If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Silver Plated Necklace

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Other necklaces from various stores