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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
 If you would like different colored image text on other products, please email me at sandyswebnetwork@gmail.com

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Poker Cards

Funny Hit Me Baby One More Time Playing Cards. This is a humorous quote on a deck of cards. This a funny pun with a quote used on Blackjack when playing the game of cards. Personalize it with your own message. Edit this to change the color of the text and background. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Hit Me Baby One More Time Poker Cards

Playing cards with a funny saying and a child coloring on the wall with crayons. Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors! Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Child Coloring on Wall Replacement House Painter Poker Cards

Playing cards with a construction worker and a funny quote. Personalize the quote. What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Funny Replacement Dentist Construction Worker Poker Cards

Evil Clown Replacement Surgeon Scary Wicked Playing Cards. How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Good luck! Funny paying cards for Halloween or any occasion. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Evil Clown Replacement Surgeon Scary Wicked Poker Cards

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Basic Playing Cards is a funny quote that many partners can associate with. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for a product created just for you.



Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Basic Playing Cards

Halloween Scarecrow Cornfield Funny No Brain Classic Round Sticker. Funny quote from the scarecrow. A retro classic look. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com 

Halloween Scarecrow Cornfield Funny No Brain Classic Round Sticker

Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?

Happy Face Keychain

Whether you are a Democrat, Republican or belong to a different political party. These Zazzle designs are about both parties having D.U.M.B. just to be fair to those who have a blind eye on the WRONG party. The saying about being right and anyone that disagrees can go towards any type of political party. Find more Politics and D.U.M.B. See other D.U.M.B.



Republicans Have D.U.M.B. Mouse Pad

Funny shirt is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

I'm Dealing With Fools And Trolls T-shirt

Funny Valentines' t-shirt. A statement, typographic t-shirt with a funny quote of who needs Cupid.  Love t-shirt. Funny love t-shirt, Valentine's Day t-shirt. Self-centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, Funny, ZFJ T-Shirt

Funny Measuring Success Personalized Name Faux Glitter Orange Green Tape Measure. Also looks like a sandpaper background. Colors of orange, pink, blue, and purple. Featuring a photo of a tap measure with a typographical quote. Personalize this template with your name. Makes a great gift, a Christmas stocking stuffer, a birthday, or any occasion.

Measuring Success Name Faux Glitter Orange Green Tape Measure

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Fill Me Up But...Tote Bag

Large Premium Square Key chain. Raining and singing alternative facts parody to the song "Singin' in the Rain". Sung by Gene Kelly. Original design with a red umbrella, rain drops, and other words to go with the alternative facts. Check for sizes, styles and background colors when editing this product. More at zazzle.com/funnyjokes/politics All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores 

Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products. 

PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeeper's shops, which this shopkeeper will not get credit for. If is states "Found in this Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Raining Alternative Facts Premium Sq Keychain

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Poker Cards

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Poker Cards

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