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If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. 

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bottle Opener

Yes dear! I will fix it soon! What can I say... this is how a guy thinks. He will make promises to fix things. He does mean what he says, but time slips by and nothing gets done. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
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Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Bottle Opener

Do you have days when your head fills full of straw? This scarecrow looks good for Halloween or any occasion. Two-line art images. One with the scarecrow in a cornfield. A funny quote. Note: Resize images to fit for the smaller sized aprons. Do this to customize it. Or contact  admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Halloween Line Art Scarecrow No Brain Full Print Apron

Just plain silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a coaster? What would you say?



Dirty Mug Dark Coaster

You too can be a replacement referee for pro football. No experience needed. Need time to call a penalty or play? Just say, "Uhhhhhhhh..."

 Do I really have to say more? Hiring unqualified people at a lower pay rate makes others suffer for their lack of experience. We need to stop the lockout. What happens to the players and the fans? Bend over and find out.

 The Ref'd part refers to below.

 They can pay an NFL player $20 million but they can't agree on giving an official referee the raise that they are asking for.

 While NFL referees are on strike, replacement refs have taken their place. Their judgement hasn't been the best starting with the first games of the season.

 The worst blunder ever came on 9/24/12 with the Green Bay Packers at the Seattle Seahawks. The last few seconds of the game, Green Bay safety Jennings caught the football just before Seattle receiver Golden Tate got his own hands on it. Afterwards Jennings pulled the ball into his chest, establishing possession.

 The fake refs called it a touchdown by Tate. They really ref'd up!

Interception  Equals Touchdown - Replacement Refs Square Sticker

Funny faces with silly quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder. What if you were a keychain? What would you say?



Keys Make the Engine Purr Lt Keychain

Winking Face Coaster

The World Revolves Around Me Kids T-Shirt. Nothing like being so self-absorbed that the world revolves around you. Enjoy this funny product. 

The World Revolves Around Me Kids T-Shirt

The headless horseman is a ghost who rides his horse looking for victims to decapitate. In the case of this image, he is lost and looking for his head. >.

 Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Customize. Click on Customize to change shirt style and sizes. All shirts can be customized for all ages and styles. Adult t-shirt can be changed into a kids shirt with the customize tool on the same page. Chose matching gifts by clicking on images in a different tab. If you want to see this on a product type not shown, send me an email at adminconnection@tds.net.   



Has Anyone Seen My Head? Magnet

I am a Prince Frog in Tea Cup Valentine's Day Holiday Card. ⭐PERSONALIZE this template with your Holiday Wishes. Add your name and your message. ⭐CUSTOMIZE IT further to make more changes. If changing the size, Edit or Customize it to make sure everything stays within the printing dash lines. ⭐TRANSFER this design to any product. Double-check that the size of the image does not have a ▲warning symbol. That means that the image needs to be scaled down. If you need help, contact Sandy at ✉ admin@giftsyoutreasure.com Visit all my stores at bit.ly/SandyspiderStores (cut and paste).

I am a Prince Frog in Tea Cup Valentine's Day Holiday Card

Pin-Back button. Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Pinback Button

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

Dying is for amateurs T-shirt

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck! Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Poster

Admittedly, this is more a positive message than pessimistic. Accept life for what it is. We cannot dwell on what we can't have.



Accept Life As It Is T-Shirt

Mug. Look stupid, we know people who do stupid things. Maybe we do at times too. Personalize this with your own text or photo if you think you can top it. Most if not all of my products can be customized with your own photos and text right off the product types shown. Change font style and color, and background color by clicking on Send me an email at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com




If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bottle Opener

If I Want to Rent a Billboard Bottle Opener

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