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Funny things a man would say, even if it is true.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Pinback Button

If I want to rent a billboard, I will use your butt! This would be something to say to an ex-wife, ex-lover, mother-in-law...you get the picture. This is an original quote shared with my partner in Timsmansmall. Eventually all our product ideas will be included in my shops.
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If I Want to Rent a Billboard Button

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.



All...Hands Button

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. These are those signs. This one is about oversize loads.



Oversize Load Pinback Button

Christmas time with a bit of humor. See all th subcategories of Christmas. Nothing better than a real Christmas tree in your home.



A Real Christmas Tree Button

What happens if your regular dentist is not available to fix that painful tooth? Time to call in the replacement dentist. Like this partially colorized photo of a 1942 man at work with a jackhammer.  You won't feel a thing. Relax!

Replacement Dentist Pinback Button

Pin-Back button. Never to Be Popular on Any Social Level! Some of us just don't fit in. We are not copies of everyone else. That is OK and makes us unique. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.



Goal: Never to Be Popular Pinback Button

Just like in construction we have signs for living: caution, warning, do not enter and more. This is about zombie warning.



Zombie Warning Road Sign Button

Funny Valentines t-shirt. Statement, typographic t-shirt with a funny quote of who needs Cupid in toddler sized t-shirt. Customize it for other styles and sizes for everyone. Love t-shirt. Funny love t-shirt, Valentine's Day t-shirt. Self centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products https://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me Toddler ZFJ Toddler T-shirt

Two trendy themes with Keep Calm and Dilly Dilly on this Girls' Ruffle T-Shirt. Change to any colored t-shirt offered. Exchange it for any style from t-shirts to sweatshirts. Men's to Women's or children's clothing. More funny shirts on zazzle.com/funnyjokes __________  View all my shops here http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores __________________ PLEASE NOTE: All "Other designs you may like", "Add an Essential Accessory". "Zazzle Inspirations" and "Reviews" below and above are from other shopkeepers. If is states "Collection" then that is from this shopkeeper. If there is a special item that you would like and not seen in any of my shops, please contact me and I will either create it for you or give you a link to another shopkeeper's product with my referral link.

Keep Calm and Dilly Dilly Girls' Ruffle T-Shirt

You Asshat apparel. Funny insulting play on words and humorous design. Please contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you would like something special just for you or questions.

You Asshat Black Font Insult Unisex T-Shirt

Sticker of Christmas time with Santa and a coal stove burner. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com



Vintage Santa Claus and a Coal Stove Burner Classic Round Sticker

A Real Christmas Tree Keychain

A well-known actor has been making catch phases. Some believed he is not playing with a full deck. Some say he is bi-polar, but he is claiming it to be bi-winning.  This actor was fired from his well-known comedy that premiered on September 22, 2003. He was asked to get help for his addictions. But his actor states that he has been clean for some time and that he has always been on time and professional on the set. The network agrees here.  Being the highest paid actor on TV and now unemployed. He really is winning, with his high paid endorsements off his Twitter Tweets and gaining more popularity than before. This actor said he has no plans on copyrighting any of his quotes, which makes it fair gain for those entrepreneurs. These products have his quotes and a few of my own. Duh, still winning. Enjoy these classic t-shirts.

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Pinback Button

I Am Man Hear Me Fart Pinback Button

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Other buttons & pins from various stores