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New Year's resolutions, who needs them! Accept yourself for what you are. A Loser!!! Once you can do that, then you can be happy! Tried of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Be Happy as a Loser Magnet

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Realistic goal setting is knowing your limitation. If you have worked hard to see yourself on the front page of any browser and find that you are on page 1,000, then you can only expect to see yourself on your pathetic website. Tired of setting goals and never achieving them. These are goals that a pessimist can live with.

Front Page Online Never Magnet

How would you like to find out that your replacement surgeon is an evil clown? Too bad you did not know of the replacement! Good luck!

Replacement Surgeon - Evil Clown Magnet

As a great recession survivor, I may be out of work, no money, no fun...but I am still alive.

I AM A GREAT RECESSION SURVIVOR MAGNET

Too busy to paint the walls yourself. There are plenty of professional house painters that guarantee their work. But you don't like the price that you get from the quotes. That is where a replacement house painter comes in.  Oh look...she likes to work with different colors!

Replacement House Painter Magnet

Funny Valentine's Day statement, typography magnet with a funny quote of who needs Cupid when everyone loves me. Customize it your way. Self centered and romantic. See all my shops for Valentine products http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

Who Needs Cupid When Everyone Loves Me, ZFJ Magnet

Memory Lapse Magnet. Long term memory or short term memory, it doesn't matter. It is all shot. Now who are you? What I'm I doing here? Find my main shop at http://www.zazzle.com/sandyspider

Memory Lapse Magnet

Do you know someone who seems to be all hands? Maybe it is you!  Just plain silly. Quotes we use. Not sure where we are going with this and things to ponder.

All...Hands Magnet

Funny espresso mug. Typography of a procrastinator. Yes dear, I will fix it soon! It could be your husband, boyfriend, wife or girlfriend. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure,com

Yes Dear I Will Fix It Soon Espresso Mug

Large funny face outline that is sad, weeping and crying. In a black outline for light colors. 3 sizes available.

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Contact admin@giftsyoutreasure.com if you have questions or would like a custom design. The "Contact Seller" re-routes to a question page on Zazzle and support before it will get to me. AFFILIATES make 15% if it sells from your link. Promote any of my products.

Dark Weeping Crying Face Outline, ZFJG Address Label

Funny St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. I pinch back t-shirt. Crab t-shirt. A party shirt that states that I will pinch back.. This is all customizable. Contact me at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com for a custom product design or questions. All MY SHOPS http://bit.ly/SandyspiderStores

St Patrick's I Pinch Back Red Crab, ZFJ T-Shirt

Funny bag is available in many styles and sizes for everyone. Edit it to make changes or to add something uniquely you. Contact Sandy at admin@giftsyoutreasure.com

Bag of Trick Tote Bag

In professions, hiring the replacements (scabs, union busters), is not always better. In the beginning of the 2011-2012 NFL season, replacement referees were hired in place of the real referees. Their judgement had not been the best and make the real refs look good. These products you can see in the "Ref'd Up" folder. The replacements here are everything else, starting with replacement artist. This artist is just learning to draw and loves crayons. You wanted a nice painting in your living room, but refused to pay for a good artist. This is what you get.

Be Happy as a Loser Magnet

Be Happy as a Loser Magnet

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