Because Murder Is Wrong Funny Cat Retro Christmas Roasted Coffee

Bring some wickedly festive cheer to your holiday mornings with this Funny Christmas Cat Retro Coffee Bag! Featuring a gloriously unimpressed black cat in a Santa hat, vintage coffee-colored stripes, and the perfectly relatable message — Because Murder Is Wrong — this design serves up equal parts caffeine and Christmas sass.

Perfect for gifting to cat lovers, coffee addicts, or that one coworker who’s barely human before their first cup. The cozy, retro palette and bold typography make it a stylish addition to any kitchen counter or coffee bar.

Make your holidays jolly (and just a little judgmental) — because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like caffeine and sarcasm.