What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on collectible postcard. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Postcard

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on square paper coasters. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a very nice wine gift bag. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Funny Wine Gift Bag

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What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a set of stemless wine glasses. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine. (Choose sets of one, two, or four.)

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a rustic wooden box sign that's good for displaying on a surface or hanging on a wall. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute kitchen towel. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute t-shirt. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote T-Shirt

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a very cute tote bag. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Tote Bag

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on an apron. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Adult Apron

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a pretty stone coaster. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Stone Coaster

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What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a cute fridge magnet. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

What if we run out of wine?! What if this is actually the last bottle of wine in the house?! In the WORLD!! That's right. It's called NOVINOPHOBIA: the fear of running out of wine. And it's nothing to laugh about. But it does make a very funny wine quote to put on a fun gift. Here's the humorous red wine drinking Cabernet Cat to remind you to always stay stocked up with your favorite wine.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

Blanca, the Cabernet Cat's white wine drinking cousin, went out to get a few things at the market, but when she got back home... "Oops! Did I buy Prosecco instead of milk ... again?" she moans. It happens often. But alas, what is there to do but enjoy the lovely bubbly? Would this be a carpe diem moment? Whatever it is, Blanca will have a pleasant time pondering the funny wine situation. Here is a fun fridge magnet featuring the funny wine quote. 

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again Magnet

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a fun fridge magnet.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

This year, The Cabernet Cat is giving his mother a nice bottle of her favorite wine for Mother's Day. Because, after all, he knows he is the reason she drinks! How thoughtful, right? He's actually thinking of getting two bottles. At least two. This year, give Mam, Mom, or Mum a fun fridge magnet. You can customize by choosing "Mam," "Mom," or "Mum" on the magnet, too!

Wine for Mother's Day Magnet

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny fridge magnet.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Magnet

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she prefers the white wines), having a conversation with herself at a wine tasting with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a couple months at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Happy Valentine's Day! 


Love Like Wine Valentine Magnet

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt! If you agree, raise your glass, and then consider buying this nice fridge magnet. Thank you!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Magnet

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's sassiest wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine saying favorites: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? I would guess about half an hour; I do yoga every day. Just kidding. I drink wine in my yoga pants; I always keep a bottle of wine for special occasions. Thursday, for example; and I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. The Cabernet Cat et al. are featured on each one, of course, and each has a different colorful photographic background.  The coasters are made of acrylic and come in an attractive, sturdy case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a sassy friend, or for yourself! Think how fun the coasters would be on tables as party decor! Look for different coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Sassy Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

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I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote Magnet

I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine. Don't you hate when that happens? Maybe it was the high tops; may not have been the most stable shoes for running. Oh well, the important thing is, I didn't spill all of the wine; there was enough for the walk home. The Cabernet Cat's official recommendation for wine drinkers: Better not run for exercise, it's much too risky.

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wine Label

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Postcard

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Mug

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for 2 Valentine Wine Gift Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Tote Bag

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Ceramic Ornament

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Hershey®'s Kisses®

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine Apron

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wine is cheaper than dinner for two. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine, and offering this lovely, sort-of-romantic Valentine's Day poem on cute pink products.

Wine Is Cheaper than Dinner for Two Valentine

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

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Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Adult Apron

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Latte Mug

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat Postcard

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

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Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers. Or maybe you're just in love and you want your significant other to know it! Or you need the perfect gift for some friends who are newly in love, or who have been in love for a long, long time. You're getting the idea, right? "You are my Riesling for living!" So raise your wine glass and let's raise a toast to love and to significant others everywhere! And don't forget to customize with the love birds' names!

You're My Riesling for Living

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Wine Label

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful T-Shirt

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Stone Coaster

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Postcard

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Ceramic Ornament

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Kitchen Towel

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red.

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

NOVINOPHOBIA Running Out of Wine Quote Magnet

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