What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz!

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress! Life is too short to choose the boring dress. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Go For It! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Button

Life Is Short, Go For It! Button

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Card

Life Is Short, Go For It! Card

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Compact Mirror

Life Is Short, Go For It! Compact Mirror

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Drawstring Bag

Life Is Short, Go For It! Drawstring Bag

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Latte Mug

Life Is Short, Go For It! Latte Mug

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz!

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and wear the red dress or red t-shirt or ...?! Life is too short to choose the boring one. Go for it! Live a little! Carpe diem! Grab that brass ring! Dance like nobody's watching, and all that jazz! This design features a drawing of a cute, pretty red dress hanging on a hanger, and the text in a modern script font: Life is short. Wear the red!

Life Is Short, Wear the Red One! T-Shirt

Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Poster

Life Is Short, Go For It! Poster

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Life Is Short, Wear the Red Dress! Tote Bag

Life Is Short, Go For It! Reversible Tote Bag

Carpe diem! Seize the day! But what if you seized the wrong day, and you're having a really bad day? Is it just bad luck or are you really a disaster magnet? Whatever it is, Alice in the illustration on this funny tote bag is right there with you, so you aren't alone.

Seized the Wrong Day, Having a Bad Day Tote Bag

Not all who wander are lost… they're just looking for the bathroom. Or a good picnic spot, or a good cup of coffee. Or make it specific to an event you're attending: They're just looking for the Joneses’ house. You can leave it as is or add your own punchline. This design features a pretty mountain meadow and path (from the artwork of Terriana on iStock.com), two different whimsical fonts, and some funny icons, all in various shades of evergreen. Fun for hikers and wanderers, or homebodies who like a good laugh. Here it all is on a tote bag.

Not All Who Wander… With Your Punchline Funny Tote Bag

Bessie and Nellie, the Holstein-Friesian dairy cows, are startled to meet you. Greetings, cow lovers!

Bessie and Nellie, the Cows Tote Bag

I'm a bookaholic on the road to recovery. Just kidding. I'm a bookaholic on the road to the library. In fact, I never even tried to quit, because I love to read! Reading is good for everyone and everything. I have my books in a bookcase because I love to look at them. But there are also stacks of books that won't fit into the bookcase. And I keep them after I've read them! If this sounds like you, then you need this tote bag to tote your books. You could call this a book bag! The design is simple black type on a light background.

Bookaholic on the Road Tote Bag

Without art and artists, the world would be a very sad place. No color, creativity, self-discovery, beauty. Who would want to live there? Here is a cheerful, colorful, positive gift for any art lover or artist: Whimsical typography and a fun play on words, in one.

Earth Without Art Is Just Eh Tote Bag

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny tote bag, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Tote Bag

Be Nice Kindness Message T-Shirt

Be Nice Kindness Message Button

Be Nice Kindness Message Sticker

Be Nice Kindness Message Classic Round Sticker

Here's a good message to spread around: Be nice. Seems simple, and we hear it all the time, but a reminder to follow the Golden Rule is never out of line, especially in times when bullying is sadly a problem. Here is the positive quote, simply stated in a paint brush like font.

Be Nice Kindness Message

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote Coffee Mug

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote T-Shirt

Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today. Here is a comical drawing of a retro lady in a black dress. She's got an umbrella, and she's thinking of going out, but the thought of the dumb state of the world these days gives her pause. All we can do is try to protect ourselves from the idiotic, rude, annoying, peopley people and carry on. At least there are dumbrellas, coffee, and mugs to drink it out of with humorous, sarcastic sayings and a funny quote here and there to make us laugh and lighten up about the insanity before we go completely insane ourselves.

Better Grab My Dumbrella Funny Quote

Here is a humorous twist on the familiar philosophy question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" The second half of this funny quote is, "a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it." Because there always seems to be a little dog barking its high-pitched yap somewhere -- maybe like the cute little dog in the illustration, who appears to be all through barking for now -- even if you don't know what it's barking at. Anyone who has ever suffered through this annoying situation will appreciate having a laugh at it.

If a Tree Falls in a Forest Funny Chihuahua Coffee Mug

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Wooden Box Sign

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation T-Shirt

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Throw Pillow

Puerto Backyarda | COVID Era Vacation Kitchen Towel

It's the COVID Era. You'd love to spend this winter in sunny, warm Puerto Vallarta. But No! COVID-19 is keeping you prisoner in your own home. Oh well, you know it's for the best, so you will just have to make do with a backyard vacation this year. That's it! Puerto Backyarda! It just might work. Here's a fun, funny mug, complete with a picture of that cold beer you're going to have, some sunglasses, and even a cocktail umbrella in the beer can. What could be better?

Puerto Backyarda

Stay Feisty Encouragement Mug

Stay Feisty Encouragement T-Shirt

Stay Feisty Encouragement Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Car Magnet

Stay Feisty Encouragement Bumper Sticker

The dictionary says this about "feisty": full of animation, energy, or courage; spirited; spunky; plucky. Whoa, that's a lot of adjectives! Oh, and also "ill-tempered; pugnacious. troublesome; difficult." OK, you can be that too. But is that so bad? Cheer up, everybody, for Heaven's sake!

Stay Feisty Encouragement

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote T-Shirt

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote Poster

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote  Keychain

Oh, you thought it was "To be or not to be, that is the question." That was Hamlet. This is ... that person who loves puns. So was your pun intended, or was there no pun intended? That is the question.

To Pun or Not To Pun, Funny Pun Quote

Popular meme on a funny mug: Can I call you back in a few cups of coffee? Featuring a retro drawing of a sleepy (possibly hungover) woman talking on a vintage phone. On the reverse side of the mug is a copy of the illustration with a customized name in matching font, which is a cute, semi messy hand written script. Great gift for "not a morning person" friends who need a couple cups of coffee before they can function in the morning.

Can I Call You Back After Coffee Funny Coffee Mug

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny T-Shirt

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Adult Apron

I Came Saw Forgot Forgetful Funny Coffee Mug

I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Didn't Julius Caesar say that? No, that was veni vidi vici. Anyway, do you know somebody who is always saying, "Darn! What did I come in here for?" (Maybe it's even you.) Then this t-shirt is the perfect gift. Such a forgetful person could be getting older (losing their memory) or they just can't remember things. (What was her name again?) Don't you hate that?! I'm not sure. I forget.

Life Is Short, Go For It! Reversible Tote Bag

Life Is Short, Go For It! Reversible Tote Bag

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