Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a mug with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Mug

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a t-shirt with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here are some paper coasters with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Squ Square Paper Coaster

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Adult Apron

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a kitchen tea towel with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Kitchen Towel

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a stone coaster with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Stone Coaster

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a handy wine gift bag, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Wine Gift Bag

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Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here are some paper napkins with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote Napkins

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Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is a fun fridge magnet with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Magnet

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny. Take this lovely fridge magnet for example. No really, take it.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Magnet

If you had to choose between drinking wine every day and having a million dollars, would you choose red, white, or rosé? That's easy. Red, of course. Who needs all that money, am I right? Pretty sure The Cabernet Cat would agree.

Wine Every Day or $1 Million? Funny Quote Magnet

Do you know the way to Cabernet? The Cabernet Cat, wearing sunglasses, even inside, and holding his trademark glass of red, is asking for a friend, because of course he knows his way around a glass of his favorite red wine. He also knows the song this funny wine pun is based on: a certain tune about the way to San Jose? So here they are on a fun fridge magnet.

Do You Know the Way to Cabernet? Wine Pun Magnet

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. So says The Cabernet Cat, usually the best dancer on the floor. The funny wine quote is in a vintage font, and this is all on a fridge magnet, a fun gift for any cat loving, healthy, witty, flawless wine drinker!

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat Magnet

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself. Here's a punny fridge magnet!


You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Magnet

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a fun fridge magnet.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Here are the best friends on the face of a fun fridge magnet that you'll want in your collection. Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Magnet

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Napkins

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Adult Apron

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats T-Shirt

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Postcard

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats Square Paper Coaster

The Cabernet Cat, holding his signature glass of red wine, is entertaining a gray kitty friend, holding a glass of white, and good times are being had! Good friends, good wine, good times. Isn’t that the way the wine quote goes? Cheers! Here's to good friends!

Good Friends Good Times Wine Quote with Cats

Etched Wine Drinking Cat, Cabernet Cat Logo Wine Glass

Winery Hopping With The Cabernet Cat PopSocket

Cabernet Cat Fan Button

Cabernet Cat Fan Maroon Socks

Cabernet Cat Fan PopSocket

I Drink Wine with the Cabernet Cat Fan Stemless Wine Glass

A selection of fun items to show your love and support of The Cabernet Cat. Thank you!

Cabernet Cat Fan Merch

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Adult Apron

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne T-Shirt

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Holiday Postcard

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Napkins

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Postcard

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Kitchen Towel

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Adult Apron

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Square Paper Coaster

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Stone Coaster

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

Blood of My Enemies, JK Wine, Black Cat

Happy Halloween Cat Headless Dripping Blood

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

Funny wine drinking designs for Halloween from The Cabernet Cat and cousin Blanca! Wooooo-Oooooo!

Halloween Wine Quotes

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Card

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine for Dinner Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Dinner Funny Wine Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

What's the use in pretending? An all-grape fruit salad made with fermented grapes equals only one thing: Wine for dinner. Cheers! This funny wine quote features the Cabernet Cat.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Magnet

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Magnet

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