There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Ceramic Ornament

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Napkins

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from the Cabernet Cat: "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a handy wine gift bag!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

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Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun Postcard

Happy Hallowine! You heard it correctly: Hallo-Wine! What else would The Cabernet Cat say at Halloween time? Time to come up with some really scary puns and creepy costumes! The C.C. favors his tried-and-true hockey goalie mask. Good for Halloween parties, trick-or-treating, or being scary when you answer the doorbell and give out the candy. It's all lots of funny, creepy fun! Happy Halloween!

Happy Hallowine! Halloween Wine Pun

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Send or collect him and this popular wine saying on a postcard today!

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a postcard is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Postcard

Box wine. Never let it be said that the Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny quote on a postcard.

Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Funny Quote Cat Postcard

Cats and Wine, I'm feline fine. Ouch, a very bad pun from The Cabernet Cat, seen here smirking unapologetically (yes, this is what his smirk looks like), holding a glass of his favorite red. You have to love a quirky cool black kitty cat who drinks wine and makes bad puns. Here it is on a punny postcard.

Cats and Wine Feline Fine Wine Pun with Cat Postcard

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. Ba-dum-TSS! The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Add this popular wine meme and postcard to your wine quotes collection! Send one to a friend you haven't joked with in a while.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Postcard

"I Love the Cabernet Cat" fan merch, with a wine glass half full of Cabernet red wine in place of the heart.

Funny Wine Cabernet Cat Fan  Button

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Postcard

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Wooden Box Sign

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat Kitchen Towel

Is the proverbial glass half full or proverbially half empty? That is the question. And the answer, of course, is full! Here is The Cabernet Cat, holding a half-full glass (the top half!) of his favorite red wine, and raising it to you. He hopes your glass, the wine glass in particular, is always full, all year through, and that you and yours are well, safe, and happy. Cheers!

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Thermal Wine Tumbler

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Adult Apron

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

Here are four of The Cabernet Cat's most popular wine quotes, on a coaster set of these four wine sayings: Let's drink wine and judge people; I tried running, but I kept spilling my wine; It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine; and I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. The Cabernet Cat is featured on each one, of course! They're made of acrylic and come in an attractive case. This coaster set would make a perfect gift for a wine-loving friend, or for yourself! Think how fun they'd be on a table as party decor! Look for other coaster sets in other Cabernet Cat Collections.

Popular Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Magnet

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Adult Apron

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Kitchen Towel

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Wine Gift Bag

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon!

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Kitchen Towel

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Postcard

Dreaming of White Christmas Funny Wine Cat Throw Pillow

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white wine runs out, I'll drink the red. Because the Cabernet Cat is all about red wine anyway. I guess you could say he's ambi-WINE-rous. (Ooh, not funny, sorry!) So this trendy wine quote is on a Christmas card. There's The C.C. himself holding his almost-empty glass of white wine, a cool retro font, and some burgundy stars decoration. You can customize it by changing the text inside to something of your own. Happy Holidays!

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

Happy New Year Wine Quote with Cat Postcard

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