There's an endless number of wise and funny quotes about bringing in the new year. Here's one from Blanca (cousin of the Cabernet Cat): "How many glasses of champagne have I had, and how did I get here?" But let's not get too philosophical. There are so many things to worry about these days; let's focus on something good, like drinking some lovely bubbly sparkling wine! Here's to better times ahead! Happy New Year to all from Blanca and The Cabernet Cat!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Holiday Postcard

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Napkins

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Sparkling Wine Label

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Stone Coaster

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Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Square Paper Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Square Paper Coaster

Chin Chin! and a Bottle of Zin! Join the Cabernet Cat in a toast to celebrate your favorite wine. Or you could toast a friend or something, of course. Here's The C.C. holding his glass of Zinfandel high. Hooray for wine!

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

Love, like wine, gets better with time. The Cabernet Cat is giddy with love. He's even got wings, like Cupid, sort of. And a bow and arrow that he hasn't quite gotten the hang of yet. But he's still holding a glass of his favorite red wine. Because lovers who've been in love a long time (you know, a month at least) feel their love bloom and grow. That's how the saying goes, anyway. Here's a set of paper coasters with Himself and this timely wine saying for Valentine's Day. Great for a Valentine's Day gathering. But hey, who needs an excuse to gathering in the name of love for any reason? 


Love Like Wine Valentine Square Paper Coaster

Two cat friends, one grey and one black, go into a bar. The grey cat shouts his order gleefully: Gewürztraminer! The black cat and the bartender look at each other, then back at the grey and say, simultaneously: Gesundheit! Here are the Cabernet Cat and his grey friend, holding glasses of red wine and white wine, respectively, and apparently the C.C. has never heard of this variety of white wine before, incorrectly believing his friend has just sneezed. Oh boy! If you're partial to this particular German white wine, here is the funny quote cartoon on a set of paper coasters.


Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote Square Square Paper Coaster

When the weather outside is frightful, the wine is so delightful. Sing along: Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! So here's our funny furry friend, that hand-drawn cartoon black cat, the Cabernet Cat, and this time he's dressed for the winter holidays, with green woolen hat, scarf, and mittens to keep him warm. It's even snowing. But no matter the weather, he will always be holding a glass of his favorite red. Here he is, surrounded by swirling snowflakes, on a set of snowy paper coasters.

Weather Outside Is Frightful, Wine Is Delightful Square Paper Coaster

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a set of paper coasters.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

Everything happens for a Riesling! This funny wine quote is for white wine lovers, which you may find strange, coming from The Cabernet Cat. Well, this is actually Blanca, the C.C.'s cousin, who drinks only white wines. (And yes, they do look alike. Blanca's humans have a somewhat ironic sense of humor.) So if you prefer white wines, like Riesling, to reds, this very popular wine pun on a set of economical paper coasters is just for you. Cheers!

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk

Useless as the T in Pinot Grigio Funny Wine

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Everything Happens for a Riesling Wine Pun

Gewurztraminer Gesundheit White Wine Quote

Oops Did I Buy Prosecco Instead of Milk Again

White wines, rosé wines, bubblies... Let it not be said that the Cabernet Cat is a wine snob! In this collection you meet Blanca, his lookalike cousin, who is strictly a white wine drinker. And therefore, of course, her name is Blanca and she prefers wine quotes having to do with white wines.

White Wine Quotes

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Coffee Mug

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Poker Cards

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? Square Paper Coaster

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Large Tote Bag

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Square Paper Coaster

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Magnet

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Wine Drinking Cat, Don't Listen to Her She's Drunk Wine Gift Bag

Here's the Cabernet Cat's cousin, Blanca (she only drinks white wine), having a conversation with herself at a party with friends: "Part of me says I've had enough wine for one night. The other part says, Don't listen to her, she's drunk!" Good point, I say!

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stone Coaster

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wine Label

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Postcard

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat Wooden Box Sign

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat T-Shirt

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Stone Coaster

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Magnet

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Wine Gift Bag

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat Kitchen Towel

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Fooled ya! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas wine quote toast for a wine lover or two. Raise your Rosé glass and say it with the C.C., "Sleigh all day, then the Rosé!" And in case you forget the words, here they are on lots of products, with fun retro look text, burgundy and pink! stars and gold, and the cartoon black cat dressed for the holiday in one of his four Santa chapeaux!

Sleigh All Day Then Rosé Funny Christmas Cat

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Square Paper Coaster

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Napkins

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wine Gift Bag

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun Postcard

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

Happy New Year Cat with Champagne Square Paper Coaster

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