Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a set of paper coasters with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a rustic wooden box sign with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here is The Cabernet Cat on a set of stemless wine glasses (choose sets of one, two, or four).

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Stemless Wine Glass

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a magnet with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Magnet

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a fun postcard with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Postcard

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote T-Shirt

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a handy wine gift bag!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

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Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a fun kitchen towel with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Kitchen Towel

Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's an apron with that funny wine quote!

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Adult Apron

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Anyone who has such excellent taste in beverages is definitely someone who deserves my attention. Or, to put it in more friendly terms: A friend of wine is a friend of mine. Cheers! Let's get this wine tasting started! Here's a tote bag with that funny wine quote, good for carrying several bottles of wine on your way home from the wine store.

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Jingle Bells! Zinfandel! Pass the Cabernet! This funny wine quote is the Cabernet Cat's funny take on a good old, traditional Christmas song, just for wine lovers. Here are the clever holiday lyrics in a retro design on a festive tote bag.

Jingle Bells Funny Christmas Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

There's red wine, white wine, rose, dessert, and sparkling wines. But in the end, the best wines are the ones we drink with friends. Here's The Cabernet Cat and a dear friend sharing some very old wine that The C.C. has been saving for a special occasion. They're raising their glasses to each other and toasting to friendship! Carry the love with you in this cats fan, wine lover's tote bag. Cheers!

The Best Wines We Drink With Friends Tote Bag

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween Tote Bag

"Hocus Pocus! You've gone out of focus!" Again. Oh dear, it must be the masquerade mask. (Blanca has had to take off her glasses to wear it.) It's also a distinct possibility that she's had a bit too much Prosecco. But these are the sacrifices one makes in order to look fabulous at a Halloween party. Blanca, cousin of The Cabernet Cat, does enjoy her white wine. 

Hocus Pocus Out of Focus Halloween

The Cabernet Cat's Handy Guide to Pairing Wine with Chocolate is very simple: Pour a big glass of your favorite wine, take a sip, get some chocolate, take a bite, et voilà! Nothing fancy! So this design includes those steps and, of course, a picture of The Cabernet Cat Himself holding said wine and said chocolate to demonstrate just how simple, funny, and fun it is. All this can be yours on a very cute tote bag.

Pairing Wine with Chocolate Funny Cat Tote Bag

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. Clearly there is room for more wine. Here is a retro, hip black cat (the Cabernet Cat) wearing his signature sunglasses, holding his glass of red wine, and settling that silly argument once and for all. The text is in a cute vintage font, and there are burgundy stars all around. The C.C. and funny quote are all on a tote bag to carry your wine home from the wine store.

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

So who is this "Moderation" person everybody keeps telling me to drink with? Here's a popular funny wine quote, uttered by that cool black cat you know and love, on a very nice tote bag for toting some wine you just bought. There might be room in there for some cheese too. Baguette? That's pushing it.

Who Is This Moderation Funny Wine Quote Tote Bag

"I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become." You can see by the smile on the Cabernet Cat's face and the rose in his teeth that this funny wine quote is only one of many he has up his furry sleeve. He's liable to start dancing on a table pretty soon! This funny wine saying is on a fun tote bag.

Wine Enthusiast Funny Quote with Cat Large Tote Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Postcard

No Great Story Starts with Salad Quote Wine Gift Bag

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote T-Shirt

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Adult Apron

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

Wine. Because no great story ever started with somebody eating a salad. So says The Cabernet Cat, in his signature sunglasses, holding a glass of his favoarite red wine. This clever wine quote is in a retro font, and this is all on a fun, funny postcard to send to someone who loves wine, red or white, or for your own kitchen or wine bar.

No Great Story Starts with Salad Wine Quote

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat T-Shirt

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Square Paper Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Magnet

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Stone Coaster

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat Napkins

What's a bottle of wine between friends? Well, that would be one empty wine bottle. One of the products with this design would be a great gift for a friend who shares your good taste in good times and great laughs with friends.

Bottle of Wine Between Friends Funny Cat

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Magnet

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stone Coaster

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Wooden Box Sign

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Stemless Wine Glass

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat Square Paper Coaster

I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food! So says Chef Cabernet Cat, who's even wearing a chef's hat (which slips a little over his sunglasses) as he holds his signature glass of red wine. He and his funny quote are featured on this fun pot holder. Get cooking, wine lovers!

I Cook With Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Postcard

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wine Gift Bag

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Coffee Mug

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Wooden Box Sign

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat T-Shirt

Today, that funny, cool Cabernet Cat has a useful rule of thumb to share: "I always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Thursday, for example." You never know when a day of the week will sneak up on you, and you'll definitely want to have a healthy supply of Cabernet Sauvignon at the ready. Who knows? You may even have guests!

Wine for Special Occasions Funny Cat

Happy Halloween from The Cabernet Cat! Here is a 4-in-1 coaster set, with 4 different designs in 1 set of coasters, alternating black and white backgrounds. Two designs are the "Happy Hallowine" design starring none other than The Cabernet Cat himself, and two are the "Hocus Pocus!" design starring The C.C.'s dear cousin, Blanca! Here's hoping your Halloween is fun-scary with no real-scary surprises. Cheers!

Halloween Hallowine Funny Wine Quote Coaster Set

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Square Paper Coaster

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Kitchen Towel

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wine Label

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time T-Shirt

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Napkins

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time Wooden Box Sign

"I shall drink no wine before its time!" Groucho Marx is quoted as saying. Then, after a short pause: "OK, it's time." And here is The Cabernet Cat, attempting his best Groucho impersonation. Well, at least the sentiment is heartfelt!

I Shall Drink No Wine Before Its Time

Here's to the Nights Wine Toast

Glass Half Full Funny Wine Toast with Cat

Salute' and a Chardonnay Funny Wine Quote Cat

Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin Funny Wine Cat

The wine quotes in this collection are not meant to be eaten for breakfast. But they can be used for toasting, as in, Cheers! or Salut! or Chin Chin! 

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

Friend of Wine, Friend of Mine Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

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