Cardboardeaux for Box Wine Quote Wine Gift Bag

Boxed wine? Never let it be said that The Cabernet Cat is cheap. That's why, when it's his turn to bring the wine to a party, he prefers cardboardeaux to box wine. You've heard a wine meme or two about cardboardeaux. It's called a goon bag in Australia! Gotta love that. OK, I think I get it now. So here's the funny quote on a funny wine gift bag. Don't forget the greeting and signature(s) at the bottom!