The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a cartoon postcard.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Postcard

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a rustic wooden box sign with the funny wine quote.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Wooden Box Sign

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a unisex t-shirt.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on an apron, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Adult Apron

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a fun cartoon fridge magnet.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Magnet

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a tote bag with the funny wine quote, big enough to carry several bottles of wine. (They come in different sizes, though.)

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Large Tote Bag

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a classy stone coaster, perfect for home or entertaining.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stone Coaster

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a set of paper cartoon coasters.

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a set of stemless wine glasses with the funny wine quote. (Please choose a set of one, two, or four.)

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote Stemless Wine Glass

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The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet, on a very cute t-shirt.

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of wine. But you should at least check. Right? Eureka! It pays to be thorough, or so The Cabernet Cat has always believed, seen here wearing his bright yellow spelunker's safety helmet on lots of products, perfect for home or entertaining at your next wine tasting party!

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine? T-Shirt

Question: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine? Answer: I would guess about half an hour. _Ba-dum-TSS!_ The Cabernet Cat and his wine drinking buddy are sharing a glass of wine and a funny wine joke or two, and good times are being had. Buy this popular wine meme on a fun gift for your next wine tasting party or get-together with wine aficionado friends.

How Much Do You Spend on Bottle of Wine?

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat T-Shirt

People say I look at life through rosé colored glasses. But I don't see it. That's with an accent on the "e" by the way, and rosé wine, not pink champagne. I hope I'm not being confusing. I was going for punny.

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Working From Home Tip: Blowing on the wine in your mug will convince people in your Zoom meeting that it's hot coffee. So here's The Cabernet Cat, holding a coffee mug instead of a wine glass, helpfully demonstrating the technique that came about when Covid was raging in 2020 and '21.

Zoom Meeting Wine Tip Funny Quote with Cat

This may look like Santa Claus, but it's really the Cabernet Cat in a Santa Hat! Surprise! And, per the season, he has a funny Christmas quote toast for all you wine lovers. Raise your wine glass and say it with him, "Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot!" Here's a festive t-shirt!

Ho Ho Ho Merlot Funny Cat Christmas Wine Quote T-Shirt

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun T-Shirt

Say no more. You had me at Merlot! Did you mean "You had me at hello"? No! And yes, this is a very punny wine pun. Pretty good, too, if The Cabernet Cat does say so himself.

You Had Me at Merlot Funny Wine Pun

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny T-Shirt

Everyone knows you should always let a red wine breathe before you drink it. But what if it can't breathe? Well then, any compassionate wine drinker would administer mouth-to-mouth as soon as possible! Here is an apron with this funny wine quote, along with The Cabernet Cat himself, holding his glass of Cabernet, hoping for the best.

Let Wine Breathe or Mouth-to-Mouth Funny Quote

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat T-Shirt

I've been shopping here for so long, by now you'd think the wine would just know to come out of the store when I honk. This funny quote about wine features that rascal cartoon black cat, The Cabernet Cat, wearing his signature sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. It's all surrounded by burgundy colored hand-drawn stars. Even the font has a retro quality.

Wine Should Know Funny Quote with Black Cat

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Thermal Wine Tumbler

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote T-Shirt

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Napkins

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Square Paper Coaster

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote Mug

Zinvincible: That fleeting feeling that one is ready to take on the world after drinking just one glass of Zinfandel. Who needs a suit of armor? Or a flashy superhero outfit? All The Cabernet Cat needs is one glass of this favorite red wine. (One of his favorites, that is. Cabernet will always be #1 on that list.) Get ready to feel Zinvincible!

That Zinvincible Feeling Funny Zin Wine Quote

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Throw Pillow

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Wooden Box Sign

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Holiday Card

We Ferment to Be Together Punny Wine Gift Bag

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun T-Shirt

We Ferment to Be Together Wine Pun Magnet

A really groan-worthy, which is to say excellent, wine pun. We ferment to be together. Yes! It's true about your relationship, correct? Well give the significant other this gift in this wine gift bag to cement your bond. To bond your cement? To bond your bond. AT ANY RATE, this is a really punny t-shirt, which would be a great gift for Valentine's Day or any day when love is in the air.

We Ferment to Be Together

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Tote Bag

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Label

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Holiday Card

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Apron

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun Wine Box

Hey, Mam (or Mother, Mom, or Mum)! With me for a kid, you must have endured some whining every so often. OK, make that a whole lot of whining daily. (And add 100 points as needed, per kid.) So as my Mother's Day wish I say, Here's to you! It's your turn to wine! And this kid wants to thank you sincerely for your patience and understanding all these years. You're the best!

It's Mom's Turn for a Wine Pun

It's Christmas time, and The Cabernet Cat is in a rhymin' mood! Here are four different Christmas wine quote rhymes that are perfect for toasting glasses of cheer at a holiday gathering. It's a coaster set! Ho Ho Ho! Pour the Merlot; Sleigh All Day Then the Rosé; Chin Chin and a Bottle of Zin; and Saluté and a Chardonnay! The Cabernet Cat is on each one (of course!), wearing his Santa hat at a different dashing angle. It's too cute! And a perfect Christmas gift for the wine lover on your gift list, or as a hosting gift for the Christmas party you're going to. The four acrylic coasters come in a smart, handy case. Cheers!

Christmas Wine Quotes Cabernet Cat Coaster Set

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Stemless Wine Glass

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Square Paper Coaster

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wine Label

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Wine Gift Bag

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Magnet

Through Rosé Colored Glasses, Wine Pun Cat Coffee Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Large Tote Bag

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Postcard

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Mug

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat T-Shirt

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Cat Kitchen Towel

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat Square Paper Coaster

Let's drink wine and judge people! A popular funny quote about our favorite pastimes, wine drinking and people watching (and judging). Here's The Cabernet Cat, a hip retro black kitty wearing sunglasses and holding a glass of his favorite red wine. He's featured here on gifts that are perfect for a friend or family gathering or for everyday use in your home.

Drink Wine Judge People Funny Quote with Black Cat

Outdoorsy Patio Wine Quote with Black Cat

I Tried Running Funny Wine Quote

Fitness Is My Passion Funny Wine Quote

Room for More Wine Funny Quote with Cat

Witty Comebacks Wine Quote Black Cat

You've probably seen or heard the popular wine quotes in this collection before. If they're some of your favorites, you're not alone. They're classic!


Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

Answer Not at the Bottom Funny Wine Quote T-Shirt

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