Warning Fluffy Cows Bite Zippo Lighter

Blending wilderness vibes with comedy gold, this design features the powerful silhouette of a bison framed by a retro sunset of metallic gold and silver stripes. The pine trees and wild grasses at the base create a grounded outdoor look, all set against a solid black background for maximum impact.

“DO NOT PET” arches in a classic, powerful font—firmly cautioning viewers with a playful tone. Below, the icy silver phrase “THE FLUFFY” emphasizes the joke, while “COWS” gleams in rich 3D gold lettering, adding warmth, humor, and visual punch.

Whether you’re exploring the plains, hiking a trail, or lounging at camp, this design speaks your language—respect nature, but don’t lose your sense of humor. Great for gifts, shirts, gear, or souvenir shops with a sarcastic twist.