Absurd TUV

From the vintage children's book, "The Absurd ABC" by Walter Crane and originally published 1874. T stands for Tom, the son of the piper, May his principles change as his years grow riper. U for the Unicorn, keeping his eye on The coveted crown, and 'ts counsel the Lion. V for the Victuals, including the drink, The old woman lived on surprising to think!