Absurd KLMNOP

From the vintage children's book, "The Absurd ABC" by Walter Crane and originally published 1874. K for calm Kitty, at dinner who sat, While all the good folks watched the dog & the cat. L for Little man, gun and bullets complete, Who shot the poor duck, and was proud of the feat. M for Miss Muffet, with that horrid spider, Just dropped into tea and a chat beside her. N for the Numerous children they who Were often too much for their mother in Shoe. O the Old person that cobwebs did spy, And went up to sweep 'em Oh ever so high! P for the Pie made of blackbirds to sing, A song fit for supper a dish for a king.