Absurd HIJ

From the vintage children's book, "The Absurd ABC" by Walter Crane and originally published 1874. H for poor Humpty who after his fall, Felt obliged to resign his seat on the wall. I for the Inn where they wouldn't give beer, To one with too much and no money, I fear. J does for poor Jack and also for Jill, Who had so disastrous a tumble down hill.